“He’s fat and he’s got no pants”
Xayne Bledsoe
**We were watching Run Fat Boy Run
Added Interest by Christina
Uhh! by Christina
Excuse Me? by Christina
Well! by Christina
Fighting Bedtime by Christina
Xayne was telling us about this “rotten” kid in his class, because of the way he was talking about him I was about to say something to him but he beat me to it “What mom?” “His own mother agrees he’s a terrible child”
He cracks me up!
Bored to Death by Christina
Mmhmm by Christina
My Turn by Christina
Matter of Importance by Christina
Meeting by Christina
“You’ve pulled a quarter out of my ear before, see if you can get me a tootsie roll”
Xayne Bledsoe
*He is so funny, he REALLY believes his father pulls money of his ear 
Name Change by Christina
Learning Early by Christina
A & B by Christina
Kids by Christina
Insatiable by Christina
“Hold on, let me get rid of the laughter”
Xayne Bledsoe
Middle of Nowhere by Christina
Run Fat Boy Run by Christina
Excuse Me? by Christina
Insatiable by Christina
Well! by Christina
So we had just finished dinner and Xayne announced that he was “stuffed”. About a minute and a half later he comes around the corner with four or five cookies in his hand. I said “hey, what are you doing, you just said that you were so stuffed”
With his big blue eyes opened wide he looks up at me and says “What?” “I’m full of chicken, rice and grean beans not cookies!”
Xayne Bledsoe
Oh is it now? by Christina
Money Lesson by Christina
Excuse Me? by Christina
No, No by Christina
Fighting Bedtime by Christina
“Well excuse me, I didn’t know!”
Xayne Bledsoe
**That a person could only be president for two terms
Meeting by Christina
Intelligence Examination by "Dr Xayne" by Christina
Case of the Rotten Child by Christina
So Funny by Christina
Well! by Christina
“You haven’t paid me my $3.00, I’m afraid I’m going to have to add interest Mom”
Xayne Bledsoe
**Damn me for teaching him about interest
Seriousness by Christina
Sweet Ears by Christina
Excuse Me? by Christina
He Just Ate Chocolate Pudding by Christina
My Turn by Christina
“Alright, I’m going to bed, but I’m not happy about it!”
Xayne Bledsoe
**He was SO tired!
Uhh! by Christina
He Just Ate Chocolate Pudding by Christina
Uh, Right! :) by Christina
Kids by Christina
A & B by Christina
So Xayne and I are sitting in the truck waiting for Rob, he was taking a rather long time so I said, rhetorically really, “Where is your father?”
I couldn’t help but burst out laughing when Xayne, with extreme sarcasm says “Oh! Who knows!”
There is no denying this is my son
Christina Lyons/Xayne Bledsoe
Grocery Stop by Christina
Mmhmm by Christina
Something Mom Just Learned by Christina
Uhh! by Christina
Seriousness by Christina
So it’s midnight and we’re telling Xayne to go to bed, of course he arguing with us. Robert looks at me and asks if Xayne has to go back to school Monday (from winter break) and I said yes so he looks at Xayne and tells him to go to bed to which Xayne replies:
“Why do I have to go to bed, is it Suday? Noooooooo, it’s Friday”
I had to laugh as I know who is directly responsible for his sarcastic ability The thing that amazes me is the depth of his sarcasm at such a young age.
No, No by Christina
Huh? by Christina
Bored to Death by Christina
Bossy? by Christina
Run Fat Boy Run by Christina
