I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.

Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.

New penal plan: I won’t use mine!

Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers

Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

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