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Stone Child - Short Film Trailer

After a painful divorce, Mathew, an 11-year-old Lakota Native-American boy, goes out to eat with his father, Ray, at an all-white restaurant in rural South Dakota when all hell breaks loose. Old wounds rupture, and Ray pushes Mathew further and further away, into the freedom of a new terrain – the Badlands. Finally, desperate acts bring Mathew face to face with his own inner strengths, and with this discovery come the tools to build a kind of home only before glimpsed in dreams.

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6 Affairs

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,
they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and
rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” his wife demanded.

“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.” “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”
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Britney Spears Gets To See Her Babies

According to www.people.com an agreement was reached yesterday and today Britney Spears is allowed to visit with her two boys after more than a month of not seeing them.

I’m so happy for her, as a mother myself of two boys, I know she misses her babies. I hope everything goes well with the visit :)

Christina Lyons

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Sex and the City - Trailer

The Girls You Love To Love - Click Here To Preview

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A WOMAN’S WEEK AT THE GYM

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout routine.

Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
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MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me.
She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout
today. Very inspiring!

Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to
be a FANTASTIC week-!!
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Meet Bill - Movie Trailer

A doormat if ever there was one. A man reduced to a mere accessory to his family by working a dead end job at his father-in law’s bank and arguing about his overindulgent love for chocolate with his wife Jess (Elizabeth Banks) who is loathe to explain her “friendship” with the local news anchorman (Timothy Olyphant). Starring: Aaron Eckhart, Jessica Alba, Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant, Logan Lerman, Marisa Coughlan. Release Date: April 4, 2008.

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Scarlett Johansson Has A Twin?

What? I had no idea until I came across this info on people.com so I googled it and sure enough, it’s true! Below is a picture of Scarlett Johansson and her twin brother Hunter Johansson.

Does anyone disagree that Scarlett is the better looking sibling?

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A Little Weird

“I know right, the minute he opened his mouth I silently wondered to myself if he had just escaped a psychiatric facility, I made a mental note to check the news later”

Christina Lyons

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Is George Bush An Idiot? You Decide and Comment

My vote is YES!

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What’s He Really Full Of?

So we had just finished dinner and Xayne announced that he was “stuffed”. About a minute and a half later he comes around the corner with four or five cookies in his hand. I said “hey, what are you doing, you just said that you were so stuffed”

With his big blue eyes opened wide he looks up at me and says “What?” “I’m full of chicken, rice and grean beans not cookies!”

Xayne Bledsoe

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