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Presidential Debate re: Ron Paul Banned From Fox

YOU GO RON!!!

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“I DO” NOW PLEASE POKE MY EYES OUT

You’re walking down the street with your wife or girlfriend; you’re on your way to some sort of destination simply looking ahead in no particular direction when WHACK, you get smacked upside the face, back, or whatever body part is available: “WHAT are you looking at???” she demands. You look at her with this confused look on your face; you were looking at the palm trees lining the street ahead of you but you can tell by the tone of her voice she isn’t going to buy that……“the palm trees lining the street” you say hesitantly. “Right! Was it the blonde or the brunette?” You think they’re pretty don’t you?” she says in a GRADE A bitch tone, and this is where the argument begins. “I wasn’t looking at anyone babe” he says. “Oh please!” she says, “I saw you looking over there”, blah, blah, blah. [Read more →]

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Information Exchange by Christina

Random Questionnaire by Christina

Heath Ledger Dead at 28 by Christina

Happy Friday by Christina

"You're" and "Your", "It's", "Its", and "They're", "Their" and "There" by Christina

Secrets Are Fun

no one listens when you’re happy
no one cares about what you have to say when you’re good
no one shows any interest until you’re sad
no one cares until you’re veering completely off track

so fuck me
until I have another broken heart to cry about
until I’m so desperate
that I have no idea what to do

but that will never be the case
because what you get is not what you see
so think what you will
say what you will

I’ll act like I don’t know
like I don’t hear your convoluted stories of who I am
and let you believe everything you hear
but secretly I know everything
and secretly I hate you

Written/Contributed by Anita Siraki

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Let's Take A Chance by Christina

The Distance Love Can Travel by Christina

If Only - Written by Tim Hunter on my behalf by Christina

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Cat Finds Pills

Cat Finds Pills

I know of a few people that look exactly the same way….hmmm :)

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Typical Work Place Notice by Christina

"Real Man" Accomplishments by Christina

Best Friends by Christina

Hear That Roar! by Christina

Did Heath Ledger Die of Natural Causes? by Christina

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Just Plain Didn’t Know

“Well excuse me, I didn’t know!”

Xayne Bledsoe

**That a person could only be president for two terms

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Kids by Christina

What's He Really Full Of? by Christina

Oh is it now? by Christina

Bossy? by Christina

Seriousness by Christina

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Dear Xayne

Dear Xayne,

I love you baby!

I tell you all the time that I am so glad that you are my son. I thank God everyday, many times a day, for everything, but especially for the fact that of all people, I am the lucky, lucky person that gets to be your mother.

I can’t begin to express the love that exudes out of me for you, I am in love with you, in a motherly way of course, I am as proud of you as one can be. I apologize again for bawling my eyes out when you received Student of the Month, I was SO proud of you :)

Thank you for being so smart, caring, and considerate.

Keep up the good work!

I love you.

Mommy

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Should Have Known

“Oh, I should have known!”

Christina Lyons

**McDonalds NEVER gets my order right

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? by Christina

DUH by Christina

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Wow, Don’t Underestimate A Dog!

Now that IS a clever dog!!!

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