Hear That Roar!
Wow, can I be next?
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How Hookers Provide A Necessary Service
Hi, All.
As you can see todays topic is hookers and how they provide necessary services.
My argument is this, if we’re being real which I always am, I think we can all not only agree, but most of you probably know a man who, if it weren’t for hookers would never get laid. You know who I’m talking about, those guys that are SO dorky they can’t even get a dorky girl to fuck them. [Read more →]
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Dear Xayne
Hi, Baby.
Oh my god, I love you so much!
I can’t tell you how funny you are, we were walking back from the liquor store today and you were cracking me up so much I had tears in my eyes. You love to do this hick accent and say zany things with it. I find it so humorous that you are only six yet of all the people I know, you entertain me the most - I find you hilarious and I can see that you enjoy making me laugh - thank you! Your sarcasm well, quite surprisingly, it’s up to my level and I love it as long as it’s not directed at me. Your equisite use of it is mind-boggling and also funny because you, like I, have the ability to offend people in a way that takes them a minute to register or they simply never get it. You know you have this ability and you utilize it so cunningly. I find you to be an awesome, awesome, little boy on the rise.
Anyhow, I always get off track raving about you but today is Monday, the first day back to school in three weeks, lucky duck! When daddy and I were kids we only got two weeks off. I hope you have a great day today, you already expressed your happiness in getting to re-unite with your little buddies.
Hope you have a great day back to school big boy.
I love you!
Mommy
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Feeling Brave
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Sarcastic Jr
So Xayne and I are sitting in the truck waiting for Rob, he was taking a rather long time so I said, rhetorically really, “Where is your father?”
I couldn’t help but burst out laughing when Xayne, with extreme sarcasm says “Oh! Who knows!”
There is no denying this is my son 
Christina Lyons/Xayne Bledsoe
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51-100 Useless Facts
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
52. The numbers “172? can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.
54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it. [Read more →]
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“12 days? Where the hell is it coming from the Antarctica?”
Christina Lyons
This is a comment I posted on a blog I was reading that stated the person writing it had been waiting 12 days for a present in the mail. He sounded like a complete dum-dum
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Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
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Some writing links, be it other authors, some publishers, or some writing links:
Writing links:
1) If you are a serious writer of fantasy, science fiction, or horror, you should check out the Critters group for their valuable criticisms. www.critters.org
2) www.critiquecircle.com is a website that is just as useful as Critters, but it is open to people of all ages and it applies to all genres, so proceed at your own discretion. It is among the friendliest of writing communities one can find out there, and is lucky enough to have some of the most talented fantasy writers out there as members who I am proud to call critiquing partners. [Read more →]
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