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Tom Cruise Talks to Jason Beghe by Christina
Conversations Dumb Girls Have While Shopping by Christina
Lunch WIth David – Interview with Tim Burton by Christina
Meet Bill - Movie Trailer by Christina
Stone Child - Short Film Trailer by Christina
Hahahaha…..omg!!! That is why you felt I never said much at work; because I, much as yourself, do not try to sugar coat the truth and/or my observations; if you ask for my opinion, I say it as I see it….which is liable to get me into trouble. [Read more →]
Why Women Are Abused by Christina
You Know You're From LA When... by Christina
What Do We Expect? Re: Britney Spears by Christina
Is Circumcision Ethical? by Christina
Dear God by Christina
Well Xaynee, the time has finally come little sugar bear, back to school tomorrow 
I’m sorry that you didn’t get to have as good as a winter vacation as I had hoped because I was sick with pnuemonia, pretty much bed ridden the whole time. It would figure that now that it is over I am feeling so much better. We will make up for it don’t you worry my little love, you know we will
Now as you know baby, academics will be getting much more advanced, mainly due to you and Vanessa and the big fuss we made about the two of you being so bored. I’m so proud of you and Vanessa, she is the type of girl I would LOVE for you to marry, but we’ll save that talk for later, you’re only 6 I hope that you are more satisfied with the new plans your teachers have set up for the new year.
Anyway sugar bear, it’s time for me to get you in the shower so I will write you later.
Loving you as much as I always do.
Mommy
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
0871 - England’s King Alfred defeated the Danes at the Battle of Ashdown.
1205 - Philip of Swabia was crowned as King of the Romans.
1453 - Frederick III erected Austria into an Archduchy.
1540 - King Henry VIII of England was married to Anne of Cleves, his fourth wife. [Read more →]
Spreading Happiness by Christina
What Happened? by Christina
10 Ways to Manage Your Inner Critic by Christina
Mr. Jones by Christina
50 Useless Facts by Christina
As many of you know, there is a veritable mountain of a mess of How-to writing books out there. I have read many of them. In fact, I have read as many writing how-to books as times Billy Idol got action in the 80s when he was at his prime. So, while this list is by no means comprehensive or meant to function as the sole guide to writing books out there, it is just an effort to, as my dreadful second year social science class would put it, get rid of the disinformation out there, weed through the “garbage information” (to use Neil Postman’s term), and provide a functioning list of the books I think are actually helpful. [Read more →]
Coming Up With Catchy Slogan by Christina
Some writing links, be it other authors, some publishers, or some writing links: by Anita Siraki
Poetry Tips by Christina
Tips on Using Commas, Yes Commas by Christina
OMG! She could knock someone clean out with those
Ever Feel Like This After A Hard Day At Work? by Christina
More Children for the Jolie-Pitt Clan? by Christina
Did Heath Ledger Die of Natural Causes? by Christina
Hayden Christensen by Christina
“What difference would it make if a million people came to her aid if she won’t help herself?”
Christina Lyons
**Speaking of Britney Spears
Bide Your Time by Christina
The Big Black Oblivion by Christina
No Brain by Christina
Reading Between The Lines by Christina
Nutcase by Christina
when they die
the flower shop hustles and bustles
the procession rolls in
in the rolls royce
that one day
they are remembered
when they die
they bring them flowers
they visit
because now they are gone
the tears flow freely from eyes so dark and empty
but the months in between
so so long in between
before the showering of the embodiment of aromatic beauty
or the meaningful visit
were full of meaningless acts
void of the now dead
to partake of this meaninglessness
i desire no tears
they would not be for me
they would be for your sorrow
i desire no place of rest
because i will rest when pieces of me
are done floating the earth
i desire my flowers now
Written/Contributed by Anita Siraki
Void by Anita Siraki
We Should Dance Like Twins by Anita Siraki
Maybe she’ll wear blue/Maybe she’ll wear you by Anita Siraki
The Person I'm Not by Anita Siraki
Timely by Anita Siraki
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”
Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
Pickle Job by Christina
A Riddle by Christina
Marketing Concepts by Christina
13 Differences Between Women and Men (LOL) by Christina
Not Long Enough by Christina
“Unlike when you were born, at this point in your life I’m sure your family feels you are much more of a hindrance opposed to a blessing”
Christina Lyons
No Surprise To Me by Christina
Job Security by Christina
Heart Pain by Christina
Relationship Support by Christina
Don't Act Helpless by Christina
