2008 January 03 | Christinas Corner

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Ehhh

My current gripe is: (and is always my gripe)
People that lack manners and common decency

I have a hard time understanding:
Why parents don’t teach their children even the simplest of manners like please and thank you and ESPECIALLY to cover their mouths when they cough.

Another thing since we’re on the subject, and only because I really can’t understand it, is how women have such a tiny hole to pee out of and such a large hole to pee in yet they are always pissing all over the toilet seats? What is wrong with those nasty girls???

Christina Lyons

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Light On, No One Home

Dripping heavy with sarcasm, as is my style:

“WOW! You give a whole new meaning to the term “the lights on but nobodys home”!” (I SO badly wanted to literally knock on her head)

Christina Lyons

**I don’t even want to think about this WalMart employee ever again, it makes my blood boil!

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Motherly Antics

“I hope you had a grand time with your parents despite your mothers apparent antics”

Christina Lyons

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What, Huh?

“I asked her if they demoted her pay which I fully pretended to be unaware of”

Christina Lyons

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Surprised?

“Yeah, they told me things were crazy around the office, it’s no surprise, that’s bound to happen when idiots are left in charge”

Christina Lyons

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My Apology To President Bush

“Dear President Bush,

Please accept my apology for thinking you were born an idiot, this clears things up!”

Christina Lyons

Comment I posted on the picture of Bush holding a bong

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Can She Free Herself? **Quinzaine

Pain is buried deep within
Can she let it go?
Free herself?

Christina Bledsoe

** Quinzaine
The English word quinzaine come from the French word qunize, meaning fifteen. A quinzaine is an unrhymed verse of fifteen syllables.

These syllables are distributed among three lines so that there are seven syllables in the first line, five in the second line and three in the third line (7/5/3). The first line makes a statement. The next two lines ask a question relating to that statement.