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New Sleeping Technique

Xayne didn’t want to go to sleep so he says:

“Can I go to sleep with one eye open?”

Xayne Bledsoe

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Insatiable by Christina

Huh? by Christina

He Just Ate Chocolate Pudding by Christina

A & B by Christina

United by Christina

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Oh That Spears Family!

Unless you were just born, you are all familiar with the Spears family. It seems they are always trying to out do themselves, lord knows no other family can, amazingly, even the Lohan family! They’ve paved the road leaving BIG shoes to fill, but even with that said, the Spears family screams “HELP!”

I find it so sad that all we can do as a society is knock them down and condemn them for things everyday people do every day, basically for our own entertainment purposes, well, and for money.

Let’s start with Britney Spears, now while I agree her antics are usually entertaining, I also fully believe that if the media didn’t blow things out of proportion like they do Britney might have turned out a little differently. Kevin Federline for example, give me a break, all these people bashing on her like she’s a complete idiot (not that I think she’s exceptionally bright) and the only one on the planet that ever hooked up with some loser dude that solely planned on using her for her money. I can’t understand for the life of me why she would ever allow him to get close enough to feel his breath (eww; cringing at the mental image) but I do understand we all make mistakes. We can’t blame her for her pregnancies, she was married and had children – that’s what people do, however you can all agree (a) she isn’t the only young mother that could use a little assistance in the mothering department and (b) and more importantly, her mother is Lynn Spears, just on that basis alone, can’t we be a little understanding? How could you possibly be a stellar mother when you didn’t have any kind of example of what one should be like?

In my opinion, no one is to blame for Jamie Lynn’s teenage pregnancy except for her mother. There is no justifiable excuse for Lynn Spears, she failed as a mother x2, and apparently as a wife, I have no doubt she is the reason Mr. Spears is an alcoholic. I feel that she sees her daughters as nothing else but dollar signs ($$$$$$.$$) which is so sad. Your oldest daughter is in complete turmoil, your teenage daughter is pregnant and yet all you can think of is your own monetary gain, sweet!

I have seen the brother in like one picture, he probably ran away from home, good for him.

Christina Lyons

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Christinaology 2 by Christina

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Dear Boss II

Hello, Teresa.

I am sorry to relay to you that I walked out yesterday after 1:30 and away from my job. I apologize that I gave no notice, that is not my style, however it was completely unplanned and even after thinking about it all night, after the treatment I received yesterday I still feel it was completely justified. Some may think it rash but it doesn’t take me long to analyze a situation and act accordingly with regard to my findings. [Read more →]

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Is There A Solution? by Christina

Dear Boss **All Names Changed** by Christina

Is There A Solution?

This was the initial e-mail I sent in regard to the Christmas schedule because no one was saying anthing.

Ok, I was waiting for someone to say “haha! just kidding, you dont have to go to work the day before/after Christmas” I can clearly see that’s not happening. I have NEVER worked the day before or after in my life, I can’t even picture the thoughtless jerk that would expect anyone but a 7 eleven employee too.

I think we all feel the same way…I think its extremely rude that NO ONE (meaning management) even bothered to ask anyone what they were doing for the holiday, after all it is Christmas, a holiday that pretty much the whole world spends with family, its not Martin Luther King Day! Do they not realize that pretty much everyones Christmas plans are ruined because of this? Does anyone care? Why do we all work are ASSES off around here to be treated with such disregard?

I want an answer and if I need to ask Teresa, let me know. I’m certainly not trying to be out of line, but this is out of line. How do we explain this to our children?

Christina Lyons

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Dear Boss II by Christina

Dear Boss **All Names Changed** by Christina

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Conversations Dumb Girls Have While Shopping

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No Booty Calls Music Video by Christina

Presidential Debate re: Ron Paul Banned From Fox by Christina

GAYWALKING by Christina

Kung Fu Panda Trailer by Christina

A Song For You by Christina Aguilera by Christina

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Moral Dilemma :)

I have a moral question for you.

This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and structures destroyed. Let`s say that you`re a photographer and getting still photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You come across Osama bin Laden who has been swept away by the floodwaters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb. So, here`s the question and think carefully before you answer the question below:
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Which lens would you use?

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Advantages of Being a Woman - Gender Joke by Christina

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Dear God

I still have pnuemonia and its been nearly been 5 weeks, please help it to go away.

Thank you!

Christina Lyons

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Poor Microsoft

Microsoft Holding Mac Hostage!

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RIP - Heath Ledger Dead by Christina

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Best Friends by Christina

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Like Mother, Like Daughter

“How could she possibly be a stellar mother when she didn’t have any kind of example of what one should be like?”

Christina Lyons

**In regard to Britney Spears

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Just Like Everyone Else

“Like everyone else, as a baby, she started off knowing nothing - she never really progressed from there, the problem is she’s 40″

Christina Lyons

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No, No by Christina

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