Dear God

Posted on January 1st, 2008 by Christina

Dear God,

Happy New Year!

Thank you for letting me live through another year. I pray that this year is SO much better than the last.

Thank you for allowing us to get rid of those idiot neighbors that we had, please allow us to acquire new, respectful, considerate neighbors that don’t find drinking alcohol and playing video games all day the “high life”

Again I beg of you to help the world become more considerate and respectful of other people. It’s a long shot I know but I still have to ask, you’re god. Please help those who need your help including me.

See what you can do, we’ll talk later, Happy New Year!

Until then,

Christina Lyons