1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. (GOD, please don’t)

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” (That would make for fun conversation at the bank now wouldn’t it?)

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” (LOL!!, fast food workers are SO dumb, this may not be as stupid as one might think) [Read more →]

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“You owe me $3.00, no, no, you owe me $300.00″

Xayne Bledsoe

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Happy New Year big boy!

I’m sorry that I haven’t written in awhile, I’ve been working on the re-design of the site and I also have pneumonia. It’s been about 5 weeks now and I’m finally starting to feel like I’m going to make it through

Daddy and I took you to West Hollywood park today, it was great to get out and have fun with you. You, of course, tackled all the objects they have for play. I’m so proud of you that you are no longer afraid to go down that huge yellow slide. I can’t help but chuckle to myself when I think back to last year and before when that same slide terrified you to tears

You’re growing up big boy, I am SO proud of you.

I know you had a great day and I am glad, I did too.

I feel so fortunate and I thank god literally everyday, in fact, several times a day, that I am the lucky one assigned to be your mother.

I’ll talk with you soon.

Keep being your wonderful self.

Until next time,

Mommy

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Dear God,

Happy New Year!

Thank you for letting me live through another year. I pray that this year is SO much better than the last.

Thank you for allowing us to get rid of those idiot neighbors that we had, please allow us to acquire new, respectful, considerate neighbors that don’t find drinking alcohol and playing video games all day the “high life”

Again I beg of you to help the world become more considerate and respectful of other people. It’s a long shot I know but I still have to ask, you’re god. Please help those who need your help including me.

See what you can do, we’ll talk later, Happy New Year!

Until then,

Christina Lyons

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Hi, Everyone.

Happy New Year!

I’d like to report that this year is off to a great start! [Read more →]

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when she was with you
when she was with him
she felt the butterflies fluttering in her tummy
they felt good
they made her smile
and when you touched her
and when he touched her
they tickled
and made her smile
they made her think she liked you
they made her think she liked him
but i saw her bent over the toilet
with her finger down her throat

Written/Contributed by Anita Siraki

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“I know your brains a little rusty from lack of use but really, can you TRY and get it together?”

Christina Lyons

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“Somebody has got to tell her to turn the switch in her brain “ON”, perhaps that’s the problem, just a thought”

Christina Lyons

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