So today is Christmas. Happy Holidays!

I have pneumonia and because of such I didn’t feel like packing up and heading out somewhere or having people over so we stayed home. I actually felt like eating dinner so we went to Subway (I obviously like Subway, lol), we were the second and third people in line and no one else was in the store, in fact, the parking lot was empty – not surprising. What was surprising is that within a matter of 10 minutes I sat there eating my roast beef sandwich looking around at the 20 people that now filled in the previously empty table and chairs, where did all these people come from? Realistically I figure they’re college students or whatnot.

It was so funny though, it was almost like they just let out a convention and the people were hungry so they ran to Subway, it was that or McDonalds and we all know McDonalds kills

The most entertaining part of the event, if I had to pick one, would be trying to figure out which eye to focus on in telling the guy what I wanted in that one eye went to the right and the other to the left. I was playing games with myself concentrating on one and then the other, just for my own entertainment purposes – he had no idea, let’s be realistic, he probably couldn’t even see me. With that said, in seriousness, I must admit even with him imitating Crazy Eyes from Mr. Deeds he got my sandwich correct.

I had been in there a few days prior and got stuck with his, what I now know to be, completely retarded co-worker. Because of the communication barrier I knew we were going to have, I clearly asked for a 6 inch roast beef on white just like I always do and she looks at me as serious as if she were going to tell me the president was just shot and says “you want a footlong teriyaki chicken?”

Was it Crazy Eyes’ day off?

Christina Lyons

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