1. If I looked in your bed, what would I find?
Nothing if it were daytime, me and Rob at night, and probably Xayne

2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed.
Closed even if I’m alone

3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?
Neatly folded

4. Sleep on your back or stomach?
Both

5. Are you a cuddler?
Yes, indeed

6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
I know I will be Love you babe!

7. Something that happened lately that made you angry?
Oh yes! Those fuckers, fuck em!

8. What were you doing before this survey?
Checking out Rosie O’s blog, it sucks

9. What will you do after this survey?
Go to bed, I have pneumonia right now

10. Marriage or living together?
Marriage

11. What are you wearing right now?
Little black panties and bra

12. What song do you want played at your funeral?
What will I care? I’ll be dead, do something to please the audience, maybe Criss Cross Jump?

13. Does de-labeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated?
What kind of weirdo are you?

14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Depends on who those feelings are about but generally I’m a talker

15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Nothing

16. What does your second text say?
You don’t want to know, it’s fucked up, I’m having a tiff with a psycho.

17. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
Of course

18. What’s your ringtone?
Depends who’s calling

19. Are you mad at anyone right now?
No

20. Last argument you got into?
Hmm, not sure

21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
No, do you?

22. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No

23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
No

24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you ?
Yay yes, but I’m not changing the lil fuckers diapers

25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
None, doing the survey in Word.

26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Getting boobs, yay!

27. When will you turn 50?
Approximately 21 years

28. Are you ticklish?
No, I find it so annoying

29. What are you doing this weekend?
Not much sadly, I’m sick

30. What song are you currently listening to?
Locked Up - Akon

31. If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do?
Depends on what that other person looked like

32. What time did you wake up this morning?
9

33. Do you have any cousins?
Yeah, they’re as useful to me as an unsharpened pencil

34. What makes you laugh?
Not much so if you make me laugh consider yourself very funny (I may be laughing at you if you’re dumb just for my own entertainment purposes)

35. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Lisa

36. What’s one thing you’ve learned this year?
Amongst other things, people are stupid, accept it.

37. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
Right here in West Hollywood

38. What was your dream this morning?
It’s a faint memory….but there were killings

39. Do you like to be in relationships?
Yes but only 1 at a time

40. When was the last time you cried?
Months ago

41. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes Panda mmm

42. How big is your bed?
Just the right size, for now.

43. Do you like Perez Hilton?
Yes, I greatly appreciate his sarcasm.

44. Laptop or Desktop computer?
Both but I prefer my laptop

45. Favorite comedian?
Lisa Lampinelli (insult comedian - hilarious)

46. Does anyone like you?
Anyone? God that’s mean, yes people like me

47. Sleep with or without clothes on?
No clothes

48. Do you trust people easily?
Hell no

49. Do long distance relationships work out?
Never, why even bother

50. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
2x in my life

51. Pancakes or French Toast?
Yuk, neither

52. Do you like coffee?
Yes, but I don’t drink it

53. How do you like your eggs?
Depends on the morning

54. Where will you be in 10 years?
Successful

55. Last person on your missed call list?
Tina - sorry!

56. McDonalds or Burger King?
Burger King is DISGUSTING and McDeath kills so I pick starve

57. Last thing you drank?
Mug Root Beer

Christina Lyons

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