2007 December 01 | Christinas Corner

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Dear God

Dear God,

I know I’ve asked you this a million times, but why are people so stupid?

I mean really, I feel like I’m trapped in a never ending stupid convention. I feel like this is a form of punishment, if it is, its working because this sucks!

Christina Lyons

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One Day at Church

Todays funny was sent by my boss. The ending surprised me!

Sunday’s sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

“Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” “I don’t have any”, she replied, smiling sweetly. “Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?” “Ninety-eight.” she replied.

“Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

“I outlived the fuckers!.”