“I just realized your initials stand for toilet paper, your parents must of known you were going to be an ass since the day you were born”
Christina Lyons
Micha Barton by Christina
The Big Black Oblivion by Christina
Reality Check by Christina
No Manners by Christina
HA! by Christina
Poetry in Motion (20 pre-selected words or less; no rhyme)
Nude in the rain
Wrapped with only a coat
Desire laughs
Christina Bledsoe
“Imagine it as sensual as you want!”
She Wondered What It Must Be Like by Christina
Child Rape *Cinquain by Christina
I Just Wish You Could Understand by Christina
Going Through The Motions by Christina
Un-Answered Questions **Nonet by Christina
“I’m not trying to be rude but I just don’t understand how I give you ABC and you bring me back CBA”
Christina Lyons
Never Enough by Christina
No Manners by Christina
Idiot Entourage by Christina
Could It Be? by Christina
My Theory by Christina
“I don’t question whether or not you have a brain but rather if it functions”
Christina Lyons
Idiot Entourage by Christina
12 Day Tour by Christina
Just Plain Naughty by Christina
A Little Weird by Christina
Country Hick by Christina
I am from LA and never left so I decided to take the test to see if they are right….let’s see!
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Dear God by Christina
Caricature of Christina Lyons by Christina
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline - Then and Now by Christina
Dear God by Christina
My Story - Myspace Bulletin by Christina
I love you so much big boy, I am SO proud of you!
As you know you just received your test scores from school. Expected word fluency for your age is 30 words per minute (kinda sad I think), you can do 110, yay baby, way to go! You were flawless in spelling and math.
Please continue to do good in school, it will only enrich your future.
Got to go for now, but I wanted to mention how proud of you I was.
Loving you now and always,
Mommy
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
Dear Xayne :( by Christina
Dear Xayne by Christina
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You bastard!!!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?”
Dear Husband, Dear Ex-Wife by Christina
The Escape Prisoner by Christina
Bra O'Meter by Christina
Top George Bush Slogans by Christina
The Whys of Men by Christina
I am always telling Xayne to eat his food because people are starving in Africa.
So the other day out of nowhere he pipes up with “Are people in Africa starving because they cannot find food, why don’t they look for it?”
Xayne Bledsoe
Well! by Christina
Wrong Key by Christina
Run Fat Boy Run by Christina
Seriousness by Christina
Thinking Of The Future by Christina
“What is wrong with you?!
You were dropped on your head when you were a baby weren’t you?
Don’t lie, was it your mom or your dad?”
Christina Lyons
Hindrance Or Blessing? by Christina
Retard II by Christina
You Did What? by Christina
Why Bother? by Christina
All We Can Do Is Try by Christina
Replace my answers with your own and post so we can learn more about you!
Hi, my name is:
Christina
but you can call me:
Please call me Christina
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Dear God by Christina
Saturday by Christina
Signing on the Dotted Line by Christina
Senior Moment by Christina
How Hookers Provide A Necessary Service by Christina
