“She’s stupid in thinking “I threw myself under the bus”, she doesn’t get I’m driving the bus”
Christina Lyons
Genuine by Christina
Just Being Realistic by Christina
Missing the Point by Christina
The Path of Decency by Christina
12 Day Tour by Christina
I wonder if I’m making a mountain out of a mole,
Or if I’m not nearly as worried as I should be.
It’s hard to distinguish you from role to role,
Not knowing from minute to minute who you’re going to be.
Sometimes, I feel ungrateful that I’m me.
But in the end,
Would it be worse to be you, the one who cannot see
That I love you, that I’m your friend?
A friend that cries not only because of you, but for you;
For your sadness, your loneliness, any and all of your pain.
You have no concept of what I would do
To keep you from hurting, to keep you from pain.
If only we’d open our eyes
And stopped trying to find someone else to blame,
Maybe we’d realize
That in one way or another, we all suffer the same.
Christina Bledsoe
I Cry by Christina
Someone by Christina
Desire To Love by Christina
I Am Here *Nonet by Christina
YOU - Acrostic by Christina
“I don’t mean to be rude, but I don’t have time for this, no one would be dumb enough to leave you in charge. Please get me your supervisor”
Christina Lyons
Just What The Doctor Ordered by Christina
12 Day Tour by Christina
The Big Black Oblivion by Christina
Job Security by Christina
What WAS I Thinking? by Christina
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of ! him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out: “Oh my God!…”
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?”
“Very well,” said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
“Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
Hawaiian Vacation by Christina
Top 10 signs your partner needs a vacation by Christina
Obese Michigan Girls by Christina
Paris Hilton Stands Up To John McCain by Christina
Advantages of Being a Woman - Gender Joke by Christina
I sit in this black sunken in chair,
With a face void of expression,
An empty stare,
Not indicating happiness, yet not indicating depression.
You yell yet it is you that made me this way,
Because of you this is what I’ve become,
What do you want me to say?
What more do you expect after years of being belittled; having to succumb.
To you, hardly a queen,
Hardly anything of importance for that matter,
I’m ashamed I’m a product of your gene,
But does it really matter?
Who’s to say I’ll be anything like you,
Who’s to say I’ll follow in your wicked ways,
The ideas to be complete opposite of you,
Find my own ways.
I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for you to say “I love you”,
I’d have to be dumb,
Because no matter what I do,
I know for me; those words will never come.
Christina Bledsoe
Authors Comment:
To the forever unforgiven, may you rot in hell.
Relax - **Cinquain by Christina
Solitude - Retro Poet's Acrostic Challenge by Christina
Related - **Cinquain by Christina
Psychic Vampire - Acrostic by Christina
Bored by Christina
“Until you’re ready to turn the switch in your brain “on”, can you please get someone else to assist me?”
Christina Lyons
Making A Funny by Christina
OMG by Christina
? by Christina
For the Record by Christina
Much Like A Sailboat by Christina
“No, no, nothings wrong, I was just thinking to myself that it’s funny you’re awake but you’re never really “awake”. Normally I’d ask if you know what I mean but I know you don’t so I’m not going to bother.”
Christina Lyons
Heart Pain by Christina
Somebody Please by Christina
Reading Between The Lines by Christina
Eddie Murphy Getting Married (Does Anyone Care?) by Christina
Just A Fasad by Christina
1. Being in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No queues at the supermarket.
5. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
6. Hearing your favourite song on the radio.
7. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
8. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
9. Chocolate milkshake … (or vanilla … or strawberry!)
10. A bubble bath.
11. Giggling.
12. A good conversation.
13. Finding a £20 note in your coat from last winter.
14. Running through sprinklers.
15. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
16. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful.
17. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
18. Waking up and realising you still have a few hours left to
sleep.
19. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
20. Having someone play with your hair.
21. Sweet dreams.
22. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
23. Holding hands with someone you care about.
24. Running into an old friend and realising that some things (good
or bad) never change.
25. Watching the expression on someone’s face as they open a
much-desired present from you.
26. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another
beautiful day.
27. Knowing that somebody misses you.
28. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
29. Knowing you’ve done the right thing, no matter what other people
think.
Language Facts 4 by Christina
A Mayonnaise Jar and Coffee by Christina
The "little things" by Christina
The Story of Kathy West - A Woman Must Read by Christina
51-100 Useless Facts by Christina
Rain or sunshine
Our love will never fade;
Blessed like people scarcely are;
Eternity calls, leaving us
Rest assured
There is no other
Christina Bledsoe
I Am Here *Nonet by Christina
Thunderstorm - **Diamante by Christina
Sometimes by Christina
Two of the Same by Christina
She Wondered What It Must Be Like by Christina
“I’d feel bad for a brain eating creature if it nabbed you, it would starve”
Christina Lyons
Relationship Support by Christina
Bide Your Time by Christina
Real Laughter by Christina
No Manners by Christina
Dumb Jokes by Christina
