Cows, The Constitution, & The Ten Commandments

Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Christina

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that when we had

a case of mad cow desease, our government could track a

cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves
to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

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CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s
worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

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TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery”
and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!