Keep Your Legs Together
Posted on May 5th, 2007 by Christina
A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away.
Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or *censored*ed with each other, as is so often the way.
“Oh well, at least they’ll be together again…” sighed of the departed’s lady friends.
“Yes,” replied a childhood friend with a sob, “But with which husband?”
“No silly,” said the snide friend, “I meant her legs.”
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