Keep Your Legs Together

A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away.

Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or *censored*ed with each other, as is so often the way.

“Oh well, at least they’ll be together again…” sighed of the departed’s lady friends.

“Yes,” replied a childhood friend with a sob, “But with which husband?”

“No silly,” said the snide friend, “I meant her legs.”

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