Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day
And the man looks over at his wife and says:
“Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
And measured the grill and then went over to
Where his wife was working
And measured his wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was right, your butt is 2″ wider than the barbecue!!!”
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed,
The husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife
Who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers: ” Do you really think
I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill
For one little weenie ?”
THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS IS ONE WITHOUT LAUGHTER.
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