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I am watching the news and the reporter just reported that there was an accident where a man was reaching for his phone and lost control of his SUV running into a family killing an 8 year old and putting his mother and two sisters in the hospital in critical condition.
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We were on our way to Bakersfield to go to my husband’s aunts house for Thanksgiving. My husband is from Texas and Xayne and I are from Los Angeles. Other than Las Vegas, Xayne and I haven’t been ANYWHERE. In my mind, and now Xayne’s, anywhere other than Los Angeles is deserted and empty so naturally when I think of Texas, I think of it as “the middle of nowhere”. So, we’re on our way to Bakersfield, and compared to where we live, Bakersfield is the middle of nowhere too, I say to Robert:
“Oh man, we are on our way to the middle of nowhere (meaning Bakersfield).”
Suddenly Xayne starts crying from the back seat.
“What’s wrong?” I say.
Tearfully, “I don’t want to go to Texas!”.
Xayne Bledsoe
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Dear God,
I know that you are aware that Ken’s wife died the other day.
Why did that have to happen?
Don’t you think his life is hard enough already?
Please help him.
Christina Lyons
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As some of you may know, I am a paralegal. I work for an attorney who practices criminal law along with personal injury and family law, so there is a mixup. The other day I had to call a client who had been in an accident to remind her to bring in pictures of her injuries and damages to the vehicle. I then let her know that because she did not have insurance at the time of the accident that she was not entitled to pain and suffering. As soon as she heard this she started to scream at me about how unfair it was that she could not collect for pain and suffering and why couldn’t I do some thing about it, I told her this was the law that when you do not have insurance that you can only collect for property damage and bodily injuries. She went on and on, I’m sure you can imagine, you know the type.
In my opinion, if you’re going to drive around without insurance, you shouldn’t be entitled to anything. Can I afford it? Not really but I make sure I make the money because it is required by law. It amazes me how some people think “they” are the exception to the rule!
Christina Lyons
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