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Bad For Legs

Man goes into a coc ktail lounge and approaches a blonde lady who is sitting by herself.

Man: “May I buy you a coc ktail?”

Lady: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.”

Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”

Lady: “No, they spread

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Papa **Nonet

He was dragged off to jail this morning
He failed to think of us again
Bout how this might affect us
Would our friends think..again?
He should stop drinking
Might kill someone
Papa stop!
Stop soon
Now

Christina Bledsoe

**Nonet
A nonet has nine lines. The first line has nine syllables, the secondline eight syllables, the third line seven syllables, etc… until linenine that finishes with one syllable. It can be on any subject andrhyming is optional.

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