Stiff One
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.
And Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for VIAGRA.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were :
Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin,
Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names “*censored*tails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of “MOUNT & DO.”
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