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Womens Ass Size Study

There is a new study out about women
and how they feel about their asses!

I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too fat…

10% of women think their ass is too skinny…

The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love
him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

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LOVE/NOT LOVE - Acrostics

Laugh with me and hold my hand
Odd I know but jump with me
Valued, loved, cherished in every way
Ending each day with true love in our hearts

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Notice ladies and gentleman
Open your eyes and your ears
To see or hear if this sounds like you
Loud yelling and hitting
Oddities once accepted now used against you
Valued the least of anyone else
Ending each day with silent tears of sorrow

Christina Bledsoe

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Ill Prepared - Quinzaine

She sees the devastation
But what does she do
To fix it?

Christina Lyons

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Stiff One

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.

And Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for VIAGRA.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were :
Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin,
Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names “*censored*tails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of “MOUNT & DO.”