The Answers We Have All Been Waiting For
Posted on September 3rd, 2005 by Christina
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: ITS BRAILLE FOR SUCK HERE.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR.
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: WHEN THEY COME THEY’RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO,
THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH
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