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Hawaiian Vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought Some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their “tourist” garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a “drop dead gorgeous” topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said “Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, as she passed on by.

They were both stunned. HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE KNOW THEY WERE PRIESTS?? So, the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. They settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again, she nodded at each of them, said “Good Morning, Father, Good Morning, Father” and started to walk away.

One of the Priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said “Just a minute, young lady.” “Yes, Father?” she said “We are Priests and proud of it, but I have to know, How in the world did you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?”

“Father, it’s me…. Sister Katherine,” she replied.

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Going Through The Motions

We awake to the standard alarm clock;

Going through the motions, you get us ready and send us off with careless good-byes;

We enjoy a day at school, always saddened at the end,

By the thought of having to come home, to the home void of love.

What can we look forward to tonight mother?

Going through the motions, we enjoy another silent dinner.

GOOD NIGHT MOTHER! I LOVE YOU! I shout only in my head;

As you plant your careless kisses and tuck me into bed.

Tomorrow, like today, like everyday before that,

We’ll go through the motions.

Christina Lyons

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Ashamed **Cinquain

Ashamed
She questions you
But you fail to answer
What is she to do about it?
Answer!

Christina Lyons

**Cinquain: a stanza of five lines; specifically, one that has successive lines of two, four, six, eight, and two syllables.

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